My assistant was working with the CEO and he asked her to do some procedures with some bills... when she came to him to ask... ''Sr. how do you want me to register this... cause I need first to make a calculation cutting $100 in 4 parts...'' he said: '' Almi, come on don't you know how much is 100/4??? It's 20 it's 20!!! '' ... Almi looked at him and said:'' Sr. it's 25 and i was asking if for the 4 parts you would like the same description'' what an idiot!! he tried to make her feel down but he fell worse...

We were discussing brains and my teacher said she was the smartest in the class, I said she was wrong and she shouted at me, she strained herself and asked me why. I responded he is, isn't the principal smarter. she barked back, he isnt in this room. I am the principal said from the back of the room. the stupid teacher fainted on the spot

We were discussing brains and my teacher said she was the smartest in the class, I said she was wrong and she shouted at me, she strained herself and asked me why. I responded he is, isn't the principal smarter. she barked back, he isnt in this room. I am the principal said from the back of the room. the stupid teacher fainted on the spot

What can you say about Weiner. How did the Congressman believe that he would never get caught? The media is having a field day with this story. Arnold is currently writing a Thank You note to Andy.

my cousin and my nana and i all went shopping one day. we parked underground, so we walked to the escalators to take us into the shopping centre. you know those doors that open sideways when they sense someone standing in front of them? well, those were the doors for the enterance to the escalators.
so, we walked up to these sliding doors. they didnt open. we waited a bit longer, still, it didnt open. we even did that thing where you step back and then step foward- it still wouldn't open.
by now, we'd attracted a crowd of people on the inside of the building. they were laughing at us.

A kid in my Earth Science class 2 yrs ago was one of those people who needed an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. My teacher was leading a discussion about acid rain during one of the classes, when the kid raises his hand, proclaiming "There can't be such thing as acid rain!" My teacher asked why not. He said, "Cuz it would burn your face!"

It was the school talent show.Me and my friends,cody,randall,and Anthony were doing a Halo skit.there was a scene were I was supposed to chase cody.I was running around in very loose pants and i ran then my pants just fell off.There was a silence,then the whole school burst out with laughter.I was so embarresed I was stumbling around then I fell off the stage right on to my teacher who was in charge of the talent show I ran back off stage.i won first place in comedy performances.

-Jaybird1156

I think I went to school with the dumbest girl in the world....

We were all hanging out in my room, which had sort of become the floor
lounge. My roommate and myself, the guy from next door, two of the girls from downstairs, and one of their friends from class were there.

Stacy, the friend, had an art project to do that she didn't understand.
She had to cut out pieces of cardboard to stack up and make animals.
For example, if you wanted to make a pyramid like this, you'd cut out a
big square, then a slightly smaller square, and so on, then stack them

While having science lesson, my friend asked me, "psst, how long does it take for a chick to grow and become a hen?"
"Just a sec.." I said and took out my textbook." Just then my friend scolded me and said," IDIOT! You mean it takes one second for a chick to grow and become a hen?'

Once, I stupidly let this girl look at my glasses in the locker room, then when I went to talk to the teacher the girl had thrown my glasses against the wall. After class I went and talked to my counselor and she said that when I get new ones I should take them off for P.E.